About Me: [edited November 1,2014]
PH seems to leave the apostrophes out of my bio, so i have replaced them; maybe they will stick now? I think one of my high school English teachers gave me the only D I ever got on a postcard [gee, over a year after writing this bio i went to edit it and found that i wrote postcard instead of the correct word(s) : 'report card'; i guess that is ... more »
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- A Showcase For PH Poets: April 2015: sec... -new-
- NO-see-‘em .. [CAMPING; HUMOR; SHORT; a... -new-
- Get Up, But DON’T Bother Me...... [HUMO... -new-
- Bringing Back Memories Of... .....[HU... -new-
- “Spider” Is Watching YOU.... [a little ... -new-
- (BOOK# 10) : Sheila And Clifford: The ... -new-
- (Not-So-Pretty) Alice Threw The Lookin... -new-
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- JOHN & ME: Profanisaurus And Bri …. …………... -new-
- Another Door... [FATE; VERY SHORT; respo... -new-
- If I Woke Up, Black... [SKIN COLOR; res... -new-
- He'll Take Bedlam Any Day....[CRAZY is a...
- Invertebrates ..... ['BUGS'; VERY SHORT...
- She Used Tight Security ... [CHASTITY; ...
Bri Edwards Poems
My English Sucks ….. [ENGLISH ('poo...
When I were schooled english wernt my thing. My scores in English lurning no bells done ring. Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie! Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'
'Poetic Pizza' Pieces For PoemHunter Pal...
Kanav Justa suggested I share my pizza with PoemHunter friends, but I’ve found, when trying to send real pizza, my wife’s computer bends. So you PoemHunter friends will have to settle for.... slices of my thoughts. You’ll have to settle for “Poetic Pizza” Pieces my mind and pen have wrought.
(Marriage) Equality..... [see the tit...
I’m an American. So you know I KNOW about equality, right? And I’m married. I strive for spousal equality with all my might! Let me share with you how I help to keep my marriage EQUAL. I’m so good at it that this is my 3rd marriage sequel.
Being Old: The Advantages And Disadvanta...
For my poems, my friend Valsa George has a hunger. She’s over fifty, but, compared to me, she is younger. She suggested I write about ‘the advantages of being old’. It’s a challenge, but, Valsa, on this idea you have sold......
...A Showcase For PH Poets: February 201...
I plan to start a 'showcase' on my PoemHunter site, which will NOT be a contest; no need for a fight, but instead a place where once a month I shall post.. a poem of your choosing, which you would like read most.
ACTC: 2014/12: CONTEST TITLES (2) ...
ACTC: 2014/12: CONTEST TITLES (2) AND INFO FOR December Challenge ACTC: 2014/12: CONTEST TITLES (2) AND INFO FOR December Challenge
I'll Quit Poetry..... [my PoemHunter co...
Sitting quietly in my too-fancy chair, I hear classical music now fill the air. [It’s a rare evening during which my wife and I don’t a movie share.] Now the music’s stopped coming from down the hall; I did enjoy it. I believe my wife’s at her computer in the “office”; she, the music, did employ it
A Showcase For PH Poets: March 2015: sec...
I’ve started a 'showcase' on my PoemHunter site, which is NOT a contest; it’s no arena for a fight, but instead a place where once a month I shall post.. a poem from you, a PH member, which you’d like read most.
FUN-eral....... [my funeral; relatives; ...
Did you ever notice, in “funeral”, the much smaller word, Fun? If there was a funeral for me, who would “from it” and who would “to it” run? At 64 I’m overdue perhaps; why should I any longer stick around? In our big paper dictionary, many as young or younger than I have died, I’ve found.
65th-Birthday Gift(S) ..... [My Birthday...
My odometer turned over again. I’m a youthful 65. To my delight I was given 3 fine gifts; gifts that were alive! We had gone hiking up a hill, overlooking the nearby ocean. I heard a call from above us, and saw three birds in motion.
I Hate People...... [humor? (I hope so):...
Don’t YOU just hate some people? Wouldn’t you like them gone? Some human-types I do despise, though some people over them do fawn. The first that comes to mind is the “no-hands” bicycle-rider.
ACTC: 2015/01: CONTEST TITLES (2) ...
AS POEMS ARE SUBMITTED [by sending as a PH 'message' to me this month (January) , and, for this month's contest ONLY, until the 5th of next month (February) ] I shall submit them at the end of this ACTC 'POEM'. POEM WRITING CONTEST: ===================
Dinosaurs: Are We Next? ... [DINOSAURS; ...
The Dinosaurs entered Noah’s Ark, two by two, until his boat was full and Noah cried “Shoo shoo! ” So some were saved from the Biblical flood, and lived on a bit longer, with their cold blood.
1AAA..... 'Wrong Verification Code'....[...
If, like me, you've had the problem: 'wrong verification code', I have a suggestion for you. May I be so bold? When on Poemhunter.com your message or comment fails to be sent, and your frustration and anger at that failure you desperately need to vent,
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''Give me a spoon and i shall eat ice cream! hell, give me ice cream, and i'll eat it, spoon or not! !''what does 'Attribution' have to do with my quote? there is another quote for you!
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My English Sucks ….. [ENGLISH ('poor') : almost MEDIUM length; education and life; PH- inspired]
When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'
Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.
I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...