Kim Barney

I wouldn't trade that experience for anything in the world, but I wouldn't give ten cents to do it again.

If you find me asleep, leave me alone; dead, wake me up.

Ambulância! Salva um e mata dez! (Ambulance! It saves one and kills ten!)

After all is said and done, there's been more said than done.

If you're going through hell, keep going. (Winston Churchill)

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. (Thomas Alva Edison)

Maldade nunca foi felicidade, e isso é verdade. (Jack Leslie Paradise,1962)

You don't stop having fun when you get old. You get old when you stop having fun.

My parents used to rock me to sleep. I wish they hadn't used such big rocks!

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best. (Henry Van Dike)

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. (Benjamin Franklin)

A foolish opinion shared by thousands is still a foolish opinion. (Anonymous)

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. (Mark Twain)

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. (Phillip K. Dick, writer)

Poetry cannot be translated. It can only be re-created in the new language.

Technically, a SINGLE LINE of poetry is called a VERSE. A series of lines arranged formally as part of a poem is called a STANZA.

Be compassionate, be understanding, be slow to judge, and be quick to forgive. (Russell M. Nelson)

I'm over seventy and tarp as a shack!

Shot a 68 on the golf course today. Will try the second hole tomorrow.

Laugh louder, live longer.

If I'm feeling hungry and need some exercise, should I go wok my dog?

Fear and faith cannot exist in the human heart at the same time.

You may not believe in God, but God still believes in you.

Old age used to be all in my head. Now it's in my joints, too.

Six out of seven dwarves are not Happy.

I lost the paper on which I had written my poem titles, so I have felt listless all day.

My computer just popped up a message that said 'Error 404' and that has to be wrong because I know I've committed way more errors than that,

No matter what your past, you have a spotless future.

Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you CAN do.

If you don't have a dream, how can you make a dream come true?

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did, and not screaming like the passengers in his car.

He who laughs, lasts.

I was wrong once. I thought I had made a mistake, and I hadn't. :) :) :)

Nobody cares how much you know until they know how much you care.

The President says business is good, but of course he's got a better location, and he doesn't have to pay rent.

When I was an algebra teacher, I once confiscated a rubber-band pistol because it was a weapon of math disruption.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like rotten tomatoes.

That midget fortune teller who escaped from prison is now a small medium at large.

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I got an email explaining how to read maps backwards. It was spam.

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.

Let us so live that when we die, even the undertaker will be sorry.

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. (Mark Twain)

Every morning I reach down and touch my shoes ten times. Then I get out of bed and put them on.

People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.