Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 8,398 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Bri Edwards Poems

1. When The Carousel Animals Got Loose.....[long; Humor; Fantasy; Adventure] 8/9/2012
2. Yakkity-Yak.....[very Short; History; Humor] 8/9/2012
3. Prejudiced? Who? Me? ? .....[personal; Human Nature; Racial Prejudice] 8/30/2012
4. Craps.....[short; Nature Observations; National Park; My Marriage] 10/22/2012
5. How Silly Is This? ...Or...Does Your Next Move Matter? .....[personal; Life; Death] 10/24/2012
6. Peanut Butter: My Old Friend.....[personal; Food] 10/29/2012
7. Traces Of Me.....[short; Personal; Humor; Death] 10/29/2012
8. Maybe They 'say' And I Just Don'T Understand....[very Short; Birds; Humor] 10/29/2012
9. The 'Body Size Advantages' Quartette.....[long; Human Body Size And Behavior; Humor? ] 11/5/2012
10. My Repetitious Future....[long; My Life/Personal; Math] 11/10/2012
11. Out Our Window On A Breezy Evening....[short; Nature] 11/10/2012
12. Fart! ....[humor; Gross? ] 11/13/2012
13. What Makes Bri 'Feel Good'....[personal] 11/13/2012
14. Who Put The Vacuum Cleaner Away? .....[old Age; Marriage; Humor] 11/13/2012
15. Colonoscopy.....My Second One.....[long; Medical; Personal; Humor? ] Humor 11/14/2012
16. My Colonoscopy......And Life (Mine) ......[medical; Humor; Personal] 11/15/2012
17. Homage To The Turkey......[humor; Holiday Food] 11/16/2012
18. Fart Poem #2 ....[gross? ; Humor] 11/17/2012
19. Pills.......[short; Medical; Personal; Humor? ] 11/17/2012
20. High School Clubs And Other Activities.....[personal; High School] 11/18/2012
21. Homage To The Turkey (Second Try) ....[birds; American History] 11/21/2012
22. His Royal Highness: Tktwbh....[long; Humor; Fantasy; Tktwbh] 11/22/2012
23. God And The Gas Pumps...........[religion; Creation; Short] 11/30/2012
24. 'My' Hemlock .........[nature; Tree; Personal] 12/6/2012
25. Our (Sometimes) Traveling Partner............ [preparedness; Personal; Humor] 12/7/2012
26. Parafake: The 'Word'.....[english Language; 'New' Word] 12/5/2012
27. Cloudy Sunset.........[weather; Change; Personal? ] 12/7/2012
28. Please Explain....... [questions; Time Off The Computer] 12/10/2012
29. Our Tv..................[tv; Personal; Childhood; Short] 12/10/2012
30. I Dare You To Call This Poem A Stinker........[my Poetry; 'Good' Vs 'Bad' Poems? ; Horror; Humor] 12/17/2012
31. The Seeds That Listened And Took Action.....[fantasy; Wishes; Humor] 12/18/2012
32. Dairy Farmer's Lament.....[farmer Overhead; Nursery Rhyme Theft; Short; Humor] 12/20/2012
33. Not That One Can'T Change Ones Mind......[following A Breakup; Short] 12/23/2012
34. Why I Can'T Make A Smooth Conversation.....[misunderstanding; Marriage; Personal] 12/25/2012
35. The Farmer Looks Like Hell....[borrowed From 'The Farmer In The Dell' Song; Farming And Family Ups And Downs; Economy] 12/26/2012
36. Golden Eagle....[eagles: Hunting And Caring For Young] 12/26/2012
37. What A Nice Life I Have....[personal; Retirement; California; Marriage] 1/1/2013
38. Soft ...... [love; Relationships; Life; Soft Things (Of Course!) ] 1/3/2013
39. Rubber Bands: Around And Around....[food Container Closures; Very Short; Personal] 1/8/2013
40. Sexual Desire Vs. Anaphrodisia.... [libido; Aging; Some Priests; Short; Personal] 1/8/2013
Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks ….. [english ('Poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

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