Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 20,154 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Bri Edwards Poems

1. Craps.....[short; Nature Observations; National Park; My Marriage] 10/22/2012
2. The 'Body Size Advantages' Quartette.....[long; Human Body Size And Behavior; Humor? ] 11/5/2012
3. My Repetitious Future....[long; My Life/Personal; Math] 11/10/2012
4. Out Our Window On A Breezy Evening....[short; Nature] 11/10/2012
5. Maybe They 'say' And I Just Don'T Understand....[very Short; Birds; Humor] 10/29/2012
6. Colonoscopy.....My Second One.....[long; Medical; Personal; Humor? ] Humor 11/14/2012
7. Homage To The Turkey......[humor; Holiday Food] 11/16/2012
8. Fart Poem #2 ....[gross? ; Humor] 11/17/2012
9. Pills.......[short; Medical; Personal; Humor? ] 11/17/2012
10. High School Clubs And Other Activities.....[personal; High School] 11/18/2012
11. Homage To The Turkey (Second Try) ....[birds; American History] 11/21/2012
12. His Royal Highness: Tktwbh....[long; Humor; Fantasy; Tktwbh] 11/22/2012
13. God And The Gas Pumps...........[religion; Creation; Short] 11/30/2012
14. 'My' Hemlock .........[nature; Tree; Personal] 12/6/2012
15. Our (Sometimes) Traveling Partner............ [preparedness; Personal; Humor] 12/7/2012
16. Parafake: The 'Word'.....[english Language; 'New' Word] 12/5/2012
17. Cloudy Sunset.........[weather; Change; Personal? ] 12/7/2012
18. Please Explain....... [questions; Time Off The Computer] 12/10/2012
19. Our Tv..................[tv; Personal; Childhood; Short] 12/10/2012
20. The Seeds That Listened And Took Action.....[fantasy; Wishes; Humor] 12/18/2012
21. Dairy Farmer's Lament.....[farmer Overhead; Nursery Rhyme Theft; Short; Humor] 12/20/2012
22. Not That One Can'T Change Ones Mind......[following A Breakup; Short] 12/23/2012
23. The Farmer Looks Like Hell....[borrowed From 'The Farmer In The Dell' Song; Farming And Family Ups And Downs; Economy] 12/26/2012
24. Golden Eagle....[eagles: Hunting And Caring For Young] 12/26/2012
25. What A Nice Life I Have....[personal; Retirement; California; Marriage] 1/1/2013
26. Soft ...... [love; Relationships; Life; Soft Things (Of Course!) ] 1/3/2013
27. Rubber Bands: Around And Around....[food Container Closures; Very Short; Personal] 1/8/2013
28. Sexual Desire Vs. Anaphrodisia.... [libido; Aging; Some Priests; Short; Personal] 1/8/2013
29. Addendum To: The Seeds That Listened And Took Action...[follow-Up To 'The.... Action'; Fantasy; Personal; Comfort; Wishing] 1/9/2013
30. No Pie For The Pig.... [disappointed Pig Fantasy; Very Short; Humour/Humor] 1/15/2013
31. Apples And Me.... [fantasy; 'Profanity'; Fun; Small Crop; Short] 2/18/2013
32. Five Lines Left...... [short Poetry; Using Up Page] 2/22/2013
33. Naughty Neighboring Table.... [man's Wandering Eyes; Marriage; Dining Out; Personal] 2/23/2013
34. A, Aa, Aaa, Aaaa...... [alphabet; Acronyms, Etc.; Grades] 2/23/2013
35. Plums Et Al.......[foods; Drinks; 'Yummy'; A Grocery List? ] 2/24/2013
36. 'God Is So Creative.' - My Wife Said.....[god; Creation Of Creatures; God? ] 2/25/2013
37. Bri's And Brian's Fish Stories..... [a New Generation Of Fishermen; Big Catches; Family Fun] 7/6/2013
38. Homosexuality: The Procreative-Argument Against It....... [a 'Liberal', Non-Religious, Scientific? , Layman's Perspective 'supporting' Homosexuality; Short] 7/7/2013
39. White...... [using The Word White; A Little About Me And About Other Things] 6/30/2013
40. Balloon Wishes....... [littering; Consumer Consequences; Me] 8/8/2013
Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

Read the full of My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

Purple....[humor; Short]

What can I write about purple, the color?
Over that above question I shall mull …. or
just make some stuff up you might just believe.
Let's see what Bri has up his sleeve.

Purple was the seventh color discovered by man.
It's the most often used color in a Chinese fan.
When someone acts silly, we say they are 'acting purple'.
The only word it rhymes with is the archaic word snurple.

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