[Female's name]! Why do you always let this happen?
Another lover fleeing, sweaty shirt-tails flappin'!
[ His, I mean. ]
Could it be, again, you wore your hat from the garden,
thinking the sight of it would make his c++k harden? ? ?
[ More quickly ]
Next time lose your hat AND your "little" moustache!
Get out your bourbon or perhaps a little bit of hash.
[ NOT corned beef variety ]
Slip into somethin' shimmering, like a Gossamer-Gold...
panty & camisole set. Soon there will be NO hold-…..
-ing him back! ! !
[ from YOU! ]
But DON'T forget the condom.Better yet, have two,
'cause YOU'll want a 'repeat performance'; WON'T you? ?
[ I bet you WILL! ]
(June ….17th …..2018)
What's a camisole? Do you hang it from a pole? Can you eat it whole? After a poem like this, re-examine your soul.
Amusing expression relating to and fantasy. Beautiful humorous poem shared. Thanks.
Kumarmani, did i type fantasy? ? ? i MEANT to type fantastic! and YOU found it humorous? ? ? ! so did i. thanks. bri :)
kelly, i TRY to keep it in (my) pants, but it always seems to worm its way into HER pant++s! it even happened when i went to the White House x-mas party; Donald didn't even miss HER. bri ;) p.s. Readers, let me know if i'm going too far. i used to hear Honesty is the best policy!
i really DIDN'T write this. i found it in Valsa George's wastebasket. YOU should've submitted it, my friend! bri ;) to MyPoemList!
Shame on you for stealing Valsa's poem and posting it as your own. That's larceny, by George! I mean FROM George!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Lol.......Risque, entertaining and cleverly written. Laughed right from the [Female's name]....10