Bri's Tombstone....[ Fun; Side One And Side Two Of My Epitaph; Fantasy; Death; Memorial; Very Short] Poem by Bri Edwards
Bri's Tombstone....[ Fun; Side One And Side Two Of My Epitaph; Fantasy; Death; Memorial; Very Short]
Side ONE
Lay no flowers
at my grave.
But bring me
Ice Cream instead.
I don't know if
I'll enjoy it.
I won't know....
till I am dead.
Side TWO
I planned to out-
live my last wife.
I'd had enough,
had the 'last straw'.
But I was first to
lose my life, as...
SHE was FASTER....
'on the draw'.
(December 17, 2016)
bri :)
I have to say side one won the chuckle meter, side two, you should now your wife will always win lol
You have by far proved proverbial for your love of ice creams! On your tomb stone I shall add this epitaph if I am able to survive you! Here lies a man who ate lots of ice cream At its sight his eyes used to gleam His name was Bri Though a nice guy, If denied ice cream, in death too he would scream!
Tombstone can turn a humor-stone by Bri's hands only.Great write!
I love this your sense of humour as always slightly twisted but such fun and the reader is always surprised when they think they are going one way t=you throw a curve ball Great piece Andt
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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5/10/2024 12:45:52 PM # 1.0.0.1119
Cute... reminds me of the Tombstone, AZ epitaph in Boot Hill: Here lies Lester Moore, shot five times with a Colt's 44... no Less, no More!