Sharon Jane Lansbury

Sharon Jane Lansbury Poems

1. Kind And Useful Slugs 1/22/2014
2. Relatively Slow 1/22/2014
3. Clarissa And Daughter 1/22/2014
4. Ooops Sorry! My Mistake! 1/22/2014
5. Brian Is Six 1/22/2014
6. Felicity Flotsam 1/22/2014
7. The Greedy Centipede 1/22/2014
8. Henry Wilmer At The Dentist 1/22/2014
9. Polly Sprocket's New Hair-Do 1/22/2014
10. Super Model Mouse 1/22/2014
11. Gloria Gets A Fright 1/22/2014
12. Instruction Manuals Are Written For A Purpose 1/22/2014
13. Lucy Dora Stuck In Flora 1/22/2014
14. Forget Me Knot 1/22/2014
15. Roof Garden 1/22/2014
16. Fatterpillar 1/22/2014
17. A Gruesome Discovery! 1/22/2014
18. The Ladybirds Who Have No Spots 1/22/2014
19. Bed Bugs! 1/22/2014
Best Poem of Sharon Jane Lansbury

Bed Bugs!

I snuggled with my book in bed,
a feather pillow for my head,
when something strange materialised
right there before my very eyes!

A troop of creatures fairly small
across my eiderdown they crawled,
they marched up to my book to see
if they might have a word with me!

Their leader said, in tiny tones:
‘listen up you lazy bones! ’
I gazed down at the crowd before me,
half a million, then add forty!

‘Well? ’ I said. ‘What’s wrong with you?
Do you want to hear this story too? ’
‘Darn and blast you! ’ he cried in fright:
‘You keep ...

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A Gruesome Discovery!

Great Aunt Ant Augusta
had been missing for a week.
Inspector Fly said, ‘sorry, but
the outlook’s lookin’ bleak!

It’s not that I would worry you,
or pessimism choose,
but when a Great Aunt disappears,
it usually means bad news.

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