Some Similarities And Differences Between Women And Ice Cream ….. [read The Title! ; Short-Medium; Written While Divorced In 2006] Poem by Bri Edwards
Some Similarities And Differences Between Women And Ice Cream ….. [read The Title! ; Short-Medium; Written While Divorced In 2006]
Like ice cream, women can often be ….. a REAL treat,
soft and creamy and ….. oh so very sweet!
Ice cream is usually cold; women can be ‘hot’.
When women are “cold”, a treat they are NOT.
Syrup or makeup can be used on them. A waste!
Without (though plainer) , you get their true “taste”.
Ice cream stays frozen when kept in a freezer;
a woman might ‘freeze’ …….. if you don’t please her.
Women and ice cream have many varieties;
their acceptance varies in various societies.
Both can be quite chunky or have much lower fat.
Preference depends on where …. one’s mind is at.
Ice cream, though cheap, can spoil in a year or so,
while women …… if nurtured ……. can BETTER “grow”.
If the ice cream’s taste (or your taste) does finally change,
“splitting” with ice cream is less hard …. than with a gal to arrange.
I like ice cream AND women; I’ve many a tale.
I fill my freezer with ice cream, when it is on sale.
I wish I could “control” women as I control MY ice cream;
a dish of ice cream ….. at me ….. NEVER did scream..
(February 2006) (edited June 2015)
A woman he sculpted From a tub of ice cream. Delights of his life Wrapped up in one dream. His insatiable hunger He no longer hid. He said, “I could eat you”, And that’s what he did! Nice one Bri. Humorous as ever.
I like ice cream AND women; I’ve many a tale. I fill my freezer with ice cream, when it is on sale. I wish I could “control” women as I control MY ice cream; a dish of ice cream ….. at me ….. NEVER did scream.. This is terrific..... the comparison between two of your real weaknesses in life! Please do a research why ice cream never screams while a woman does! Enjoyed thoroughly! Top marks!
Very, very, very funny! ! ! A brilliant comparison! You can have women and ice cream in flavors vanilla and chocolate; some ice creams come with nuts... and some women are nuts. I can't think of anything so nicely comparable to woman as ice cream! I wish Bri Bri a double banana split sundae in honor of this latest poem!
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I like your ice cream poems and because of your last lovely ice cream poem I now have a stash of mint trumpets in the freezer that this poem has just reminded me of. I am now writing my comment munching on the large choc chips embedded in the top of the green mint ice cream...yum. Hmm what have we here? ....a runny chocolate syrup fountain in the middle... Bliss...... Regretfully I am now eating the last morsel of crispy wafer trumpet lined with chocolate. I hope you enjoyed my comment :)