Looking For Love... [inspired By P H Poet Kim Barney (He Is A Guy!) : Humor; Semi-True About Bri; Short (Enough) ] Poem by Bri Edwards
Looking For Love... [inspired By P H Poet Kim Barney (He Is A Guy!) : Humor; Semi-True About Bri; Short (Enough) ]
My first wife said I had two-thirds....of a brain ….., only.
So I got rid of her..........., but I soon found myself being lonely.
My second wife said You've got half a brain, old Bri.
I kicked her ass out; she never knew WHY ……...I did it.
My third wife made the mistake of saying one-third!
Not long after that, she joined the ex-wife herd....
of 'cows'. [she wasn't a genius herself]
I'd great hopes that my fourth wife wasn't insane.....,
but she spoiled it today; she said You've NO brain!
(December 2015)
Can one have less than no brain? A fifth wife may be proof. : -)
wait wait wait This is the one that saved your life by sitting on you. Ah I see.. written as a poet
Ha.....ha....ha....! I earnestly hope your fifth wife, if ever you have one, will tell you that you have too much of brain. What will be your reaction Bri, if she says so?
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Delivering Poems Around The World
Poems are the property of their respective owners. All information has been reproduced here for educational and informational purposes to benefit site visitors, and is provided at no charge...
5/4/2024 4:07:22 PM # 1.0.0.1119
Hahaha! Oh Bri! , Your brains are a subject of much discussion it seems. :)