My Phone Has Autocorrect (Funny) Poem by Poet of the River

My phone has autocorrect,
Was all I could think to say.
I'm not really sure
how things could turn out this way!
A simple 'hello'turned into he'll no'
and kept getting worse all day!

I said she way 'pretty',
but it turned into 'petty',
I can feel my hair turning Grey!
What's going on?
How could this go so wrong!
I don't even know what to say!

She said she was 'angry' and wanted to talk
but I feared what my phone would do...
'I love you baby' turned into ' I loathe you maybe'
I can feel my face turning blue!

My phone is trying to kill me,
that's what's happening it must be!
She sent to me 'it's on. Pissed. I'm angry, come over soon'
The end is here my God I am doomed!

I arrived with chocolate, wine and roses to boot and hope she will understand!
She opened the door happy to see me and extended her hand,
I couldn't be more confused!
I thought you were angry, I thought you were mad,
yet it doesn't seem that way... are you?

She said no!
I'm hungry and honey I'm glad,
I texted you 'it's ok'
and sent 'kisses' your way
but my phone had other plans!

Her words lifted my mood,
I felt such relief my fears melted away! ...
Then she smiled at me and asked 'where's the food'
So I handed her the roses and the wine, 'get dressed my love, we will go out to eat and have a lovely time'
So we did and still laugh about it till this day.