Limericks Unlimited L L C...[ A Fantasy Limited Liability Company; Limericks For Fun, ... And Profit? ] Poem by Bri Edwards

[Several Limericks I'm Writing To Pass The Time]: THESE FIVE LIMERICKS
should 'work better for' a Reader IF THEY ARE READ IN NUMERICAL ORDER.

Read '1', then '2', then '3', then '4' and then, lastly, '5: .



1 -


No Businessman Am I!

I'm no successful businessman, it's for sure,
and I think most who know me would concur.
Well, 'funny business' ** maybe:
'Come, sit on my lap, 'Baby'.
No! Please! 'Baby', don't cause a stir! ' ***


** 'funny business': noun
definitions:
'1 - Unethical practices.2 -Sexual intercourse.'

*** 'cause a stir': verb
definition:
'To cause controversy, or raise a disturbance.'

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2 -


L L C

'Unlimited' implies no rules for Bri: me.
I'll write what I, Bri, want. Now you will see.
No rules here, ha ha, tee-hee. **
[ PAUSE FOR A MOMENT ]
'Secretary, here's my knee,
but first bring me coffee, & for you: tea.'


** 'tee-hee': noun
definitions:
' 1 - A sound made in imitation of a giggle or titter.
2 - An instance of giggling or tittering.'

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3 -



'Well....H E L L O, Jane! '

[ Man's wife walks in, unannounced ]

'Why, hello Dear, what a nice surprise.
My word, you have such big, BIG eyes! ! '

'Marge, please get tea for my wife.

[and businessman whispers]

(Then leave. Let's have NO strife.')

[secretary leaves]

'Dear, it's NOT how it looks. I tell NO lies! '


[[ p.s. Husband and Wife call their separate
lawyers LATER that day, AND Man's secretary
gets a RAISE.... in pay. ]]

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4 -


That Evening, At Boss's 'Home-for-Now'

Silence, silence, silence, .....silence.
Silence, silence, silence, .....silence.
Not a word is spoken.
The silence is not broken.
Silence, silence, silence, silence.

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5 -


Jane Visits 'Her' Lawyer

'Jon, I THOUGHT my marriage would come to THIS.
Now I've caught him red-faced.....with his 'Miss'.
We've five children, you know.
They'll say 'WE told you so'.
I'm just SO annoyed! ! ! ....Why, I could JUST...PISS! ! ! '

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6 -


The Man's Wife's Lawyer, Jon,
Responds To 'Her' Stressfull Situation:


'Yes, I hear you, Jane, and I hear your pain.
How may I help? May I help ease the strain? '

[ Jon reaches across his HUGE mahogany
desk and places his hand GENTLY on Jane's.]

'Well, yes, Jon, you MAY.
We'll make Gregory pay! '

[Jon responds to Jane]

'Yes, and there's MORE than money you can gain.'

[ p.s. Jane gazes across Jon's desk, the HUGE, HARD
mahogany one, and dreams of what Jon might mean. ]




(June 21st,2023)