Bri Edwards Poems

Dashing through the downpour of rain,
thinking to myself: "Bri, this is so insane!
I really don't need the ice cream this much,
even though it is SO YUMMY and it's my crutch …
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Comfortably in my casket I was resting.
Then Tom Allport said: 'arise', [only jesting].
But, to Tom's, and Valsa's, and Stuart's surprise,
I jumped straight up three feet or more. I tell YOU no lies.
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"What A Nice Life I Have" was, with Jez Brul, a 'hit'.
Now she wants a sequel.So today I'll write a BIT....
.....MORE.
Perhaps two** years of marriage has passed since what first....
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'The Poem'

I PICK MY NOSE WITH A RAPIER. ***
I SMOOTH MY HAIR WITH MY TOOTHBRUSH.
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[ A Poem-letter ]


My name is Brian and my only child, Shannon, I love.
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I lay ‘pon our lonely bed, only the bed and me,
when s’ddenly I got the ‘rge (I tho’ght) to pee.
So ’p I got and off I went, thro’gh the bathroom door.
I sat down ‘pon the toilet, b’t peed two drops, no more.
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Near two weeks it took to drive 3000 miles..
to stay in a barn with sheep, hens, & goats, NO smiles.
In the Appalachian ‘hills' of Marshall North Carolina ….
we're settled, ….on the opposite side of Earth from China.
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I've got poems. Yes, I do.
I've got poems for me and you!
I've got serious poems and some not.
I've got poems for laughs and poems
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What Bri Edwards Wants....For Christmas....And Beyond
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When nose secretions get hard & THICK,
my fingernail 'does the TRICK'.

It takes time, that stuff, to PICK.
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