Bri, When Rushed! ....[ Short; Very Short; Immensely Short; Humor; Humour; Personal Grooming ] Poem by Bri Edwards
Bri, When Rushed! ....[ Short; Very Short; Immensely Short; Humor; Humour; Personal Grooming ]
'The Poem'
I PICK MY NOSE WITH A RAPIER. ***
I SMOOTH MY HAIR WITH MY TOOTHBRUSH.
I WIPE MY BUTT WITH....SANDPAPER.
I DO SUCH THINGS WHEN I'M......'IN A RUSH'.
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'A rapier (/ ˈreɪpiər /) or espada ropera is a type of sword with a slender and sharply pointed two-edged blade that was popular in Western Europe, both for civilian use (dueling and self-defense) and as a military side arm, [2] throughout the 16th and 17th centuries.'
(June 27th,2023)
bri edwards
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can't wait for a poem on what you shave with! ! ! ! this durn poem made me giggle. top marks
I got tired tonight and eventually slept for a while. then woke again and, as my wife is not home and it felt safe for me to...(cont.)
Speaking of 'frolicking', I, bri, AM 'The Frolic King'! [[ frolic: 'noun Playful behavior or merriment. A playful movement or act. A sexual act or encounter.' [[ Take your pick from the 3 definitions]]. Time to check my razor. ;)
(cont.) My wife has been away from home nearly 3 WEEKS, frolicking or something; she came back for 5 hours one day. THAT WAS like a b.d. gift. I MEAN that she's been gone for so long. But I did receive a picture post card for my birthday....about 1 1/2 weeks AFTER MY B-day. ;)
OH, YEAH, Sheeya Hacks had the DECENCY to wish old Bri a Happy Birthday, BUT NOONE (actually spelled 'no one') else has! ! ! ! : ( (cont.)
(cont.) WHAT A COINCIDENCE! ! ! Should I LIE to Susan, tell her I use an electric hedge trimmer, a 'smoothy'-maker? , or my fingernails? ? THOSE would be SILLY! ! Don't You, Reader, agree with me? ? Wellll? Hey, WAKE UP! ! (NOT continued NOW) ;) bri
(cont.) [on PH now] In 'Notifications' ((where else?)) I found a 'Note' saying that Susan Williams had sent this poem a comment, in which 'note' she mused as to what 'Bri' uses as razor aka shaver.....(cont.)
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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4/30/2024 10:28:38 PM # 1.0.0.1119
Appropriate use of SANDPAPER. Ha ha, LoL.
Then I just scrape off 'the excess', and wash it with a hose [I MEAN the sandpaper], dry it in the sun (or toaster oven) , and put it back on the shelf in my woodworking shop. : )