M-Y S-H-I-T Don't Stink! ….. [ Bending The Truth About Bri; Faults; Lying; S-H-O-R-T ] Poem by Bri Edwards

M-Y S-H-I-T Don't Stink! ….. [ Bending The Truth About Bri; Faults; Lying; S-H-O-R-T ]



I'm sure, by now, you're all well aware:
"M-Y s-h-i-t don't stink.‘Bout that I truly swear."
I've got no faults, no defects, no frailties.
Each night I thank the Lord, down on my knees.

Don't believe ANYONE else; they ALL are liars, ….
who deserve to have toenails pulled out by pliers.
No spouse of mine, no neighbor, No One tells the truth.
I've been perfect, pristine, AND pure since my Youth!



(January ….21st ….2019)

[[ Ok!I lie a little bit. ]]

Saturday, February 16, 2019
Topic(s) of this poem: humorous
POET'S NOTES ABOUT THE POEM
i thought it about time i told the (un) truth about me.

bri

:)

aka Brian Edward Whitaker...in the 'Real World'
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Valentin Savin 21 October 2019

I don't know about your sh.t, but even the Sun has spots. Although it is closer to God. It remains to believe your " always honest and spotless " voice and word. But I’m sure you're clean as a whistle.

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Tom Allport 17 February 2019

A poem that smells of truth? I bet you suffer from sore knees!

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Bri Edwards 16 February 2019

" don't" is not 'proper English'. " doesn't" is 'proper'. i used Poetic License. bri (:

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