Evil Mermen In The Water Poem by Justin Gildow

The evil mermen in the water attack me
with their aquatic spit
While I hurl axes and holy water down on them

However
I've got it made
I've got the advantage
They don't like to leave the water
And walk on land
As I can run by them

The evil mermen in the water are angry
that I'm still alive
That I've survived
But I'm moving along
Moving on
Travelling carefully by

To the evil mermen
Ces't La Vie
That's life
Au Revoir