Apples And Me.... [fantasy; 'Profanity'; Fun; Small Crop; Short] Poem by Bri Edwards

this little ditty was typed spontaneously? into a message to
the ph poet douglas scotney, in response to a little ditty he '
messaged to me. i had read a poem of his in which he mentioned
an 'episcopalian' peach which once grew on his peach tree when
the tree had produced only four fruits and he decided to humanize
them....sort of. i didn't understand his episcopalian note so i
mentioned it and the rest is history! don't let the last word
throw you; it's just a word after all! ! ! and a rhyming poet needs rhymes.

Douglas Scotney (Adelaide Australia; Male; 60)
To:
Bri Edwards

Date Time:
2/18/2013 7: 00: 00 PM (GMT -6: 00)
Subject:
Peach Episcopalian

With 4 upon the tree
You know your peaches well.
And when one's episcopalian,
American or Australian,
You'll treat it very well,
So when its time to eat it
there'll be nothing that can beat it.

p.s. my poem 'apples and me' was not showing up on my list of poems on my poet's page. so i am editing it to leave out one letter (u) from the last word to see if that flies.