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10 Haikus And Some Wisdom by Herbert Nehrlich

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Herbert Nehrlich
(04 October 1943 / Germany)
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10 Haikus And Some Wisdom
 
  Hand in hand
hand in it
it in hand
it in it.
Tongue in cheek
tongue in it
it on tongue
it in it.
***********
Haiku

Walk along with me
thinking of your underwear
is it boxershorts?

It is alkaline
care needs to be taken though
that jeans are noble.

It is a wonder
that no one likes the mothers
and does God know this?

Once a world power
they had illusions only
they do mean nothing.

On Hitler's birthday
they chanted filthy slogans
the Pope a Nazi.

His name was Clinton
he placed his crooked member
where no one ought to.

A friend named Yeltsin
he likes his vodka bottle
but he could dance the Polka.

I am a racist
I like to step and stomp on
the fly-by pedal.

A dog named Adolf
he was the undertaker
for many roaches.

A cat named Lucy
she was so pseudo-pregnant
we named her Mamma.

Herbert Nehrlich


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O Anna Niemus (7/10/2008 6:12:00 AM)
Dear Herbert, I am an advocate of cockroach rights and of human rights
Can you name 1 person that Hitler killed whom you consider a roach?
Elysabeth Faslund (6/24/2007 6:59:00 AM)
Wry, dry, touch of sly.
Why do you test the reader?
Wars are over. Some.

These are good and well thought out. Better than coffee to wake up! xxElysabeth

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