Herbert Nehrlich

Rookie (04 October 1943 / Germany)

Herbert Nehrlich Poems

1. Electric Company 2/7/2005
2. Stockbroker 12/12/2004
3. Striped Pyjamas 6/23/2005
4. Ensemble 12/20/2004
5. Lightgreen 9/6/2005
6. The Pianoplayer 9/6/2005
7. On The Balcony 6/7/2005
8. All Grown Up 6/7/2005
9. Yesword 12/3/2004
10. Verdict 6/28/2005
11. Juicy Corn (Children) 6/29/2005
12. Firewater And Love 6/29/2005
13. Mature Student Days 6/23/2005
14. Wilhelm Tell - Honoured 7/20/2005
15. I Do Remember 6/5/2005
16. Feedback My Love 6/5/2005
17. Yankee Fred 12/12/2004
18. Doghouses 12/12/2004
19. What About Eggs? 10/12/2005
20. Q-10 10/15/2005
21. Bad Decision 6/23/2005
22. Betrayal 6/23/2005
23. The Blue Flower 6/16/2005
24. Why, Then? 6/17/2005
25. I Have Booked My Flight Mother 6/7/2005
26. Growing Up 12/2/2004
27. Pvc's 11/24/2004
28. Morgue 9/22/2005
29. Flirting With Mrs. Bluerinse 11/26/2004
30. Crash 12/31/2004
31. Would I? 11/23/2004
32. Heffernan Barter 12/1/2005
33. Nun At The Antique Bookstore 1/3/2005
34. Dumb Cop 1/3/2005
35. Chiro Duck 12/21/2004
36. The Birth Of The Daffodil 6/21/2005
37. Tyrolean Nuns 6/21/2005
38. Der Alte 11/18/2004
39. Jogger's Peril 6/26/2005
40. Fixing Figures 5/14/2005
Best Poem of Herbert Nehrlich

A Bumblebee Turns Gay

There was a little bumblebee
he went down on his bumble knee
and told the queen that he was gay
this message caused her much dismay
new friend remarked 'you humble me'.

The queen said, listen, bumblebee
I will not let you wander free
your work is here and you must breed
to plant in me that precious seed
lest all your steps a stumble be.

So bumblebee did stumble free
got off his little bumbleknee
and hand in hand with his new lover
took to the air, briefly to hover
their wings a constant mumble, see?

And both our poofter ...

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Oma

To visit you was our treat,
my older brother loved you.
Though from the moment we did meet
you thought I wasn't up to
the standards of a first-born son
whose name was true tradition.
Yet you allowed us to have fun
and Opa took us fishing.

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