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A Bumblebee Turns Gay by Herbert Nehrlich

11/21/2008 11:57:07 AM
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Herbert Nehrlich
(04 October 1943 / Germany)
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A Bumblebee Turns Gay
 
  There was a little bumblebee
he went down on his bumble knee
and told the queen that he was gay
this message caused her much dismay
new friend remarked 'you humble me'.

The queen said, listen, bumblebee
I will not let you wander free
your work is here and you must breed
to plant in me that precious seed
lest all your steps a stumble be.

So bumblebee did stumble free
got off his little bumbleknee
and hand in hand with his new lover
took to the air, briefly to hover
their wings a constant mumble, see?

And both our poofter bumblebees
had taken with them rumble keys
the queen sent kamakazi drones
to apprehend and smash their bones
so they became two tumblebees.

Herbert Nehrlich


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annie okia (5/21/2007 5:53:00 AM)
Wonderful, and hilarious and...wonderful. alana
K K (3/7/2007 7:30:00 AM)
This was a very sweet poem :)

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