Bri Edwards English Poems

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'
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my inglish sucks thats for shur
eech day in english class was a blure
nowns an vurbs ….what are they
Id rather sooner go out side an play.
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Vaibhav left a comment in which he used the "oppugnant" word.
Mama commented on that comment, saying he had never heard
…..of such a word, though he'd found one that might be related.
V. retorted to M. that Google dictionary had it; that, he so related.
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I had no great great grandad;
it sometimes makes me so mad.
But if I'd had such a gr-gr-gr-dad,
I'm sure he'd have been v'y, v'y bad,
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Perhaps you've read the tale of the red-tailed horse
who, after she ate eight bowls of ice cream, felt no remorse.
That night, feet uncovered, she slept on her couch (no small feat!) .
Like an arctic tern she did toss and turn, in her room with no heat.
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It's not too unlike a smoking gun,
bringing death with the setting sun.
I don't ever smoke cigar or cigarette,
but my brain may smoke when I am upset.
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I tried to stanch* the bleeding** of my "native tongue*** ",
which has plagued the old as well as the young.

Language IS very handy for communicating, ...but,
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It Isn't Ink

It isn't ink I spilt in Liz's sink.
It's pink in Liz's sink. It's pink! !
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Apples are good for you.
Apples are red, never blue,
But they CAN be …….yellow.
Bite one: tart or mellow?
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I probably never used such a word till I was out of college,
working with a much older man whose mind and mouth were filled with cussing knowledge.
I learned quickly, and some of the words were labeled then 'four letter'.
Fuch has four letters, but some longer words, like 'cobsucker', are even 'better'.
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My wife used the 'word' parafake, one evening in our bed.
Now don't get any nasty idea she was speaking of ME, in your nasty head.
In fact I don't believe either of us recall, of WHAT she was speaking,
and 'parafake' isn't even a word in my dictionary. I know; I went peeking.
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It's not too unlike a smoking gun,
bringing death with the setting sun.
I don't ever smoke cigar or cigarette,
but my brain may smoke when I am upset.
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I've an 'unnamed source' who looks upon CVS and other Big Name stores as 'the rich',
and told ME to 'be a Robin Hood'. I think I understand 'her', but there is a glitch.
Actually there's more than one glitch, and 'glitch' may not be a word strong enough.
First, I don't own a bow with arrows, and, second, I don't have a bunch of men to help me get rough.......
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