The Tale Of Rick, Jennifer, And Mr. Choppy Poem by Justin Gildow

On a dark night
She visits his grave
She cries her eyes out
For her love is gone
Oh how she wishes for him
to be with her again
Oh how she wishes she could
kiss, hug, and love him
That means a lot to Jennifer

Well
Lightning strikes at his grave
And suddenly he's reborn again
He's alive again, once more
Rick is here
On this planet once again

However
This sentimentality is quickly
over before the romance and
reunion can begin
As lightning has struck again
At the grave that's next to
his
The dreaded Pumpkin King has
emerged
And it runs off with Jennifer
Leaving her lover to run after
them and give chase
Leaving Rick to be on his way
to rescue Jennifer

An evil night this will be
As many monsters and creatures
of the night know Rick is on
his way to rescue Jennifer

Grabbing his friend
His weapon for this evil night
Mr. Choppy
A strong and sturdy one sided
axe
Rick knows he'll have his work
cut out for him
He knows he'll have many enemies
and obstacles to destroy and get
passed
But Jennifer is somewhere out there
Out there somewhere
And with his friend, Mr. Choppy
He knows he won't be alone
Yet, he'll have his work cut out
for him
On this sinister night
With many monsters coming for him
by land, sea, and air

Through many endeavors, obstacles,
and fights
Rick and Mr. Choppy have done well
on this night
Surviving the best they can tonight

Through graveyards
A church
A lake
A sewer
The underground
And even a few haunted and
cursed houses
They've handled themselves
well
Managing to survive

Through their journey
Spray painted art is noticeable
Here and there
They call it Wanpaku Graffiti
If that's so
Then Wanpaku Graffiti it is

Up ahead
West Mansion awaits
The Splatterhouse
They call it

Upon entry
Rick and Mr. Choppy venture
throughout the mansion
Looking and searching for
Jennifer

The monsters have taken their
best shot at Rick tonight
Especially on this night
Yet, he's managed to survive
By consuming hamburgers, candy,
and cans of soda

In a certain room
It's quiet
No one is here
Yet, a soda machine is
Dropping Mr. Choppy to the
side
Rick helps himself to a can
of soda

Drinking and finishing his can
of soda
Rick picks up Mr. Choppy again
once more
And he heads to the nearest door
Hoping he'll find the Pumpkin King
Destroying it
And rescuing and reuniting with
Jennifer at long last

Entering through the door
The room is dark
Yet, an altar is seen
And a creepy happy face blinks
on and off above it

The Pumpkin King has been found
And Rick readies himself to do
battle against it
With his friend, Mr. Choppy

The battle ensues
The Pumpkin King moves about
the room
Floating in the air
While sending out its smaller
offspring

Running around
And moving carefully
Rick attacks with Mr. Choppy
Hoping to the reduce the
Pumpkin King to nothing more
than pumpkin seeds and rotten
fruit

After much time
And much battling
Rick finally destroys the
Pumpkin King with Mr. Choppy

The Pumpkin King's reign of
terror is over

Jennifer is crying
Yet, Rick has arrived
And Mr. Choppy as well
She's elated he's rescued
her
She's happy that he's not
killed
She's glad to be with Rick
again
Love has seen a way tonight
Love has conquered over evil
on this very night

Rick, Jennifer, and Mr. Choppy
head out the doors of West
Mansion
The Splatterhouse
Ready to walk through this night
together
United together
Wherever they go
Long may they roam
Because on this night of all nights
They deserve it