The Streaker Poem by Kim Barney
The Streaker
‘Twas at the Southside Country Club
one warm and sunny day
and in the ladies' locker room
that someone went astray.
Three women sat there getting dressed
when suddenly there was
a naked man just running through
which caused the gals to buzz.
He had a sack upon his head;
the rest of him was bare.
His stuff was free for all to see
who had assembled there.
'That's not MY husband! ' so declared
the first gal of the three.
'You're right; it's not! ' the second said,
who promptly did agree.
The third gal thought, and started then
her chin to softly rub.
'I'll have you know, that man is not
a member of this club! '
you gave me a happy new Year for sure lol Kim have a good one
This sounds 'too familiar'. I bet i've heard a version of this within my lifetime. I DID get a laugh at the end, ...and a THOUGHT. # 3 must 'get around'. bri ;)
Writing humour is not easy. You have wonderfully done it. Congratulations.
Very Funny. Have you read my Bus Stop Flasher? It's based on a true story!
Very funny indeed! You have scored again, my friend!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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Ha ha ha ha ha! This is hilarious! Congrats on placing in the contest!