Stevie Taite

Rookie (30th January 1973 / Kent, England)

Sky Fall


When ever I go running, I'm
Forever dodging poos
one eye kept on path, so none mars my running shoes.
.Experience bestowed a pearl of wisdom recently.....
So take heed, increase your speed, when you run beneath a tree.
You are sure to steer your path around a steaming doggy turd
But its much harder avoiding getting shat on by a bird!

Submitted: Thursday, April 25, 2013
Edited: Wednesday, September 25, 2013

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Got pooped on by a bird whilst running this evening! Yuk!

Comments about this poem (Sky Fall by Stevie Taite )

  • Freshman - 1,059 Points Kanav Justa (5/19/2013 10:34:00 AM)

    hahaha, , , increasing speed is a risky thing though (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 126 Points Kelvin Owusu (5/14/2013 2:11:00 AM)

    haha a humorous poem and yes i shall take heed (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 55 Points John Brown (5/8/2013 11:35:00 AM)

    Very funny Stevie; and if I ever take up jogging again I'll heed your words of wisdom. Old joke= Man walking down the promenade gets pooped on his head by a seagull. He asks his friend if he has any paper to hand. His friend says, Don't be silly, it will be miles away by now (Report) Reply

  • Veteran Poet - 3,037 Points Valerie Dohren (5/5/2013 3:33:00 PM)

    Oh Stevie, this has happened to me too! Great advice on how to avoid flying poo. (Report) Reply

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