Our New Privacy Policy Poem by John F. McCullagh

First we want to assure you, your privacy is our first concern.
After all, we know all about you, and we know how much you earn.
Every keystroke is duly noted, and the sites where you return,
will fuel the ads you see online for you have cash to burn!
We sell you out to retailers who want to sell on line.
Day and night, it matters not, we’re watching all the time.
We strip you naked for a fee, it’s how we earn our penny.
Our policy on privacy is that you haven’t any!