(life Poem/Short Story) A Really Bad Day Poem by Ace Of Black Hearts

I go to work only not to work.
Chippers broke.
And it has my boss stoked.
A really bad day.

I help fix the equipment.
Knowing I will not get paid.
So I get on with it without delay
A really bad day.

I come home to show my boss my new program installed.
And when I show him how to use it.
Coffee gets spilled all over, my keyboard, mouse and his bibs.
A really bad day.

I dry my things off.
Plug them back in and turn my computer back on.
The mouse no longer works.
A really bad day.

I take it apart clean the circuit board off.
I put it back together and plug it in.
It still does not work.
A really bad day.

My boss start beating it.
Thinking that will make it work.
I tell him no but still he continues to do so.
A really bad day.

Finally he gives up and is ready to go.
I tell him wait little bit while I take shower.
As I go get my cloth a pipe breaks.
A really bad day.

Hot water gushes everywhere in the laundry room.
I run outside dig in the snow to find the valve to shut it off.
Now my hands are cold.
A really bad day.

So now I go get the parts I need.
No going out drinking tonight indeed.
Both a shut off valve and a washing machine connection piece.
A really bad day.

I cut the pipe put on the valve.
Only to realize it is defective and doesn't work.
Next I put on the connection piece only to find out it leaks.
A really bad day.

And when I think it cant get any worse.
I have go out and split wood and the snow is a blowing.
My gloves can't grip the axe it slips and hits my foot with a whack.
A really bad day.

Thank god for steel toes.
So I take off my gloves and do it that way.
And again my hands are cold so all I have to say.
Is it's a really bad day.

Finally I come in and take another look at my mouse.
I finally fixed it.
Only to realize it is time to go to bed.
A Really Bad Day.