I'll Be Honest Poem by Mark Heathcote

If you are looking for a lover
I'll be honest and say,
I prefer to satisfy,
Before I'm nearly satisfied.

If you are looking for a lover
I'll be honest and say,
Every tale requires a quest
Some slow, striptease at best.

If you are looking for a lover
I'll be honest and say,
Look no further
I've-for-you a smoking revolver.

If you are looking for a lover
I'll be honest and say,
Three days after you've kissed me
You will eternally love me.

If you are looking for a lover
I'll be honest and say,
My heart is still broken
I may never really love again.