Healthy Advice Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

If cellulite adorns your butt
go get yourself a coconut.
If swollen is your thyroid gland
have oil of coconut on hand.
And overall, make a decision
(don't trust your medical physician)
to take your health back from the thieves
(it's modern 'health care' that deceives) .
I'll proudly recommend to you,
while what you know is quite untrue
you've listened to the moneychangers
and given years to total strangers.
So, now you are advised by me
to dropp your chains and struggle free.
If you will make just one addition
your boldest hopes will show fruitition.
Eat just a bit of coconut
(it isn't solely for your butt)
each day consume a tablespoon
of oil, you will feel better soon.
More saturated than the rest
let me assure you, it is best.
Concluding, dear, I kid you not
please get yourself a coconut.