Bottoms are strange things
And women can get quite stressed
Does my bum look big in this?
Question asked when we dress.
A buttock a bum a backside
And to the rear a posterior
Or if you happen to be French
It would be a derriere.
Here is a list of shapes
Bottoms are likely to take.
Pretty little pert ones
Pinky wrinkly dimply ones
Curvy ones and tiny ones
And very saggy baggy ones.
Also you may find
Apple and pear shape ones
Or even very flat ones.
If you want a perfect bottom
Well zero covers all
A nice bouncy round one
Is ideal if you fall.
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