Bri Edwards Relationship Poems

Chapter One

As I entered the resort condo I'd be sharing with a stranger,
I couldn't help wondering if there could be some danger ….
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NO lowly frog ‘prince’ am I, my dear,
but a KING! Have I made that clear! ?
AND I’m not so lonely as you may think,
as little female frogs lead me to the brink …
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When two spouses should share responsibility,
but one does the work of not 1 or 2, but 3....,
the "one" someday may finally realize....
it's time to turn around & open eyes,
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*[Style One: non-rhyming; non-limerick; free verse (?) : not funny]

I Will Survive
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[continuation of '(Book # 2) ' about 'Sheila And Clifford']

Chapter 10
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Lucy Lou was a girl of ten,
sporting lots of tight brown curls.
Her big teeth and "wandering …
eye" distracted boys and girls.
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Our love was quite different;
it almost ….did not exist.
But I still said 'I love you, Dear',
‘cause it's what she did insist …
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I SENT SOME FRIENDS "Big Fat Cat Without A Hat ….Gets Hooked".
It's a sequel to "Big Fat Cat Without A Hat", in case you've not looked.
One dear and ‘old' friend, Carmen, replied: "What happened next? "
HERE is ‘what happened next'! I hope it does not make YOU vexed!
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My wife said “Write about why you act like 5 years OLD.”
It’s hard to believe, I know, but that’s what she TOLD....
...me!
So I’ll tell YOU why I interrupt her, yell, disobey, and even MORE:
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Don't EVER call your partner Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, or The Devil (Satan) .
I called my 'love' Hitler ONCE, and on her mind that STILL is gratin'.
Well, she WAS being a little bit overbearing, trying to keep me under her thumb.
I guess I didn't stop to think of the consequences of calling her Hitler. That was REALLY dumb!
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