Bri Edwards Dogs Poems

It's a very, very, VERY rainy winter this year.
Someday I'll have to mow our lawn, I DO fear,
before our beloved St. Bernard gets lost inside of it …
when she strolls out back to take a BIG doggy shit.
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I've just experienced a Poem Storm (see another poem) and this is one result.
It may not be everyone's 'cup of tea', but I hope to heck it doesn't, YOU, insult.
But, if you feel insulted (though I don't know how you would be) just 'take it' **.
Don't get emotionally upset disproportionatley (that's a real word; I didn't fake it) .
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