Tom Higgins

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Tom Higgins Poems

1. Shadey Dealings 2/20/2012
2. Here We Go Again 2/21/2012
3. Gone Fishing 2/25/2012
4. Let Us Prey 2/26/2012
5. Reach Out And Touch Somebody's Wallet 2/26/2012
6. The Removal Men 3/3/2012
7. Leave Nothing Unsaid 3/3/2012
8. Song Of Life? 3/4/2012
9. The Trilogy 3/5/2012
10. The Trilogy Of Duplicity 3/5/2012
11. U N Happiness 3/5/2012
12. Go To The Library 3/5/2012
13. The Route To Happiness Via The Millionaire Preacher 3/5/2012
14. The Arabian Head Removal Service 3/10/2012
15. Fundamental Question 3/13/2012
16. U F O Experience 3/13/2012
17. The Emperors Of Tome 3/13/2012
18. Exercise For Life 3/13/2012
19. Not So Snow White! 3/17/2012
20. Thirty Four Years Ago 3/17/2012
21. Fat Happy Chappy 3/17/2012
22. Come Into My Parlour 3/17/2012
23. Gone 3/17/2012
24. Unbridled Capital 3/18/2012
25. Home For Ever 3/20/2012
26. The Mad Haters Tea Party 3/20/2012
27. Where Are You? 3/23/2012
28. Two Other Little Boys 3/24/2012
29. Human O' War 3/26/2012
30. Suffer Not The Little Children? 3/30/2012
31. More War In Store? 3/31/2012
32. Reveille 4/2/2012
33. Vote For Me! 4/6/2012
34. Extremely Fat Cats 4/6/2012
35. Write Only For Right. 4/6/2012
36. I Love You 4/7/2012
37. Wandering Spirits 4/8/2012
38. Sex Ban 4/11/2012
39. Murdered For Me Teeth! 4/12/2012
40. Democracy? What Happened? 4/14/2012
Best Poem of Tom Higgins

Fatty Bum Bum

How did I end up in this state?
I'm always fighting with my weight,
I'd like to put it down to fate,
but that ain't honest!

I know for sure what I do wrong,
I've known the truth all along,
but I always sing a different song,
and that ain't honest!

I've tried to blame my family,
for passing the fat gene down to me,
and making me a big fat'B',
but that ain't honest.

So now I'm gonna face the fact,
I have to make me a slimming pact,
and with exercise I must react.
Now, that is honest!

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Chances Are?

The likelihood of seeing,
a non-terrestrial, intelligent, being,
who greets you with a friendly wave, and,
announcing that his name is Dave,
he then asks you to take him to your leader,
is about as probable as hearing,
that the day is actually nearing,
when equality and fairness,
replace the general, couldn't care less

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