'Whimsical' Poem by Shania K. Younce

Dear Thing,
I want to write you a letter; however, I don't think I will.
Oh, what a wonderful life this is.
I bet your having lots of fun.
Every-one is, so weird!
You are very crazy like the rest of the world!
Mercy for all the caprice behavior.
When you have such fits you are quite whid.
That darkness around you is copious.
You chasser your life.
You use special skills like onomastics.
Je think Je ought to end this glum thing.
Je will do this way.
Tu have a quantum characteristic of subatomic particles that accounts for the unexpectedly long lifetime.
A bientot!