What My Mother Said To Me The Other Day. Poem by Joe Napolitano

Joe please don't pick your nose in front of me.
Please stop poking your brother.
Please stop picking your brother's nose.

Joseph get in here right now!

Joseph go give your Grandmother a kiss.
This is not an option, this is an order.
I don't care if she smells like Steve Buschemi's teeth. Give her a kiss.

Joseph Napolitano you're in big trouble! !

Joseph Napolitano do not drink that, that's holy water.
Can't you just behave like the other boys?
Stop gnawing on that bible! !

Joseph Donoso Napolitano! ! ! You better pray to everything that's holy that I don't tell your father about this! !