Joe Napolitano Poems

Joe please don't pick your nose in front of me.
Please stop poking your brother.
Please stop picking your brother's nose.
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Distinct domain on the cusp of a discrete convex coordinate plane.

Calling into del operator, is this making sense?
My head is spinning; I'm in need of my horizontal shrink.
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I would like to start off by saying
thank you for coming here today
I understand you have a very busy schedule and I appreciate the time you've taken
to meet with me. The point we are addressing is of great importance. No it's not
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"Don't star- - oh David, here
they come. They better Nazi
you reading that nonsense."
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