The Invention Of Beer Poem by Mark Nichols

You've been hunting for something
You know how hard it is to survive
You've been gathering moments
Now kick your feet up
Enjoy your life!

Crisp and refreshing
The perfect occasion
This is the moment you've been gathering for!

You've been slowly evolving
Living close to the earth
It's time to stand up straight
And realize what you're worth

Crisp and refreshing!
Less diarrhea than your regular drinking water!
Are you ready to enjoy your life
(Less diarrhea)
Are you ready to enjoy your life?

You're suddenly funny now
(Less diarrhea)
So much more confident
(Less diarrhea)
You're talking to women yeah
(Less diarrhea)
You can shake your booty now
(Less diarrhea)
It's crisp and refreshing
(Less diarrhea)
You're takin' a chance, yeah!
(Less diarrhea)
It makes you feel bolder
(Less diarrhea)
Live 'til you're older
(Less diarrhea)
Drink it warmer or colder!
Less diarrhea!