The Egyptian Doctor Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

Mary B. could never come
tried for many hours,
took to drinking Bundy Rum
made from Sweetcane flowers.
Doctor told her to ingest
spoonfuls of Molasses.
Mary quickly got undressed
put on horn-rimmed glasses.
Did inject the gooey stuff
into her cantina,
used it wisely but enough
Palace of Athena.
Up she got to fetch her dress
going out for boozing,
left inside the lift a mess
something dark was oozing.
Moral of the story is
doctor gives prescription,
listen to me closely Ms.,
could be he's Egyptian.