Stupidity... Ripple... And Me Poem by David Whalen

My fellow Americans...

If I read any more
About us going to war
In some god forsaken nation

Where they want us to leave
Even before we arrive
I’ll say this without hesitation

Let’s fix America first
Put our money to work
Let’s let America be our prime vocation

And if I read any more
About us startin’ another war
I know what I’m gonna do without a doubt

I think I’ll slip a nipple
On a bottle of Ripple
And drink my friggin’ brains out