Saint Patrick's Day Poem by Kim Barney
Saint Patrick's Day
It's Saint Patrick's Day
But don't pinch me.
I'm not wearing green
But I don't have to
Because I'm not Irish.
Well, maybe I DO
Have a FEW
Irish ancestors.
Wait - - I forgot!
I guess I have a LOT
of Irish ancestors.
Okay, so my name used to be BLARNEY
Before Patrick O'Leary
Beat the 'L' out of me.
Go ahead and pinch me.
This is great! Sincerely funny, incredibly good. I'm not Irish, but I do enjoy a shot of Irish whiskey now and again to warm the old bones, so hopefully that's close enough! Write-on Kim..........
This is hilarious! Nobody but you could have written this, all because of your last name!
Thanks, Ron. Actually, one of my brothers could also have written it, or anyone else with the same surname.
17 March 2022Truly funny Patrick! I used to be Scottish, themn I found out I was Irish! Just as well I was born on St Patrick's day. Turned 79 not out. Great cricket score, standing in front of my wickets. Waiting for a good bowler! ... Robert, how many pints had you downed that day?
Ahh, I love it! I'm for a wearin' my green, just in case.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
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Thank you for making me laugh! ! ! And it was a five star laugh had there been any stars!