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A cactus does have many pricks,
I often wonder why.
It can't compare to human dicks.
Ooops, sorry, if you're shy.
Given the look of these cacti-
who'd ever venture near them?
And do they have those small erecti
so other cacti fear them?
So, if your features just don't measure
up to a standard level,
you'll need to grow a prickly treasure:
Become a horny devil!
Herbert Nehrlich
Read poems about / on: sorry, fear
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allan james saywell (11/25/2004 6:09:00 PM)
Cactis, porkupines, all spiky, crewcut spiky, herbert i touched a cacti once
had no thought of prick's what so ever, did several lap's of yard, till pain died down
turned me of gardening for life Will have a talk with dog about this one
Warm regard's allan |
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