Pretence Play Poem by Mark Heathcote

Who will be Captain Hook? "Let it be me"
Who will be Peter Pan? "Let it be me"
Who will be the Lost Boys? "Eh, let it be us"
Who will be pirate crewmen Mr Smee?
"Oh please, let that be me"
"He the only man that Jas. Hook had feared."

And who will be Tinker Bell,
And who will be Wendy,
"I will be Tinker Bell, "
"Ooh and, I will be Wendy, who is she? "
And who will be Tiger Lily?
And do any of you know the story?

... I've watched it twice on the telly
It's boring.
I've seen it at the theatre
And I agree it's boring...
I've played it on my Xbox 360 Ms...
And it's just for babies. It's really boring.

Right, let's all pose for a photograph!
Right, that's all - well and done, thank you, class.
Ms what do we do in pretence play...
Right, Class all dismissed, be on your way.