One Of A Kind Subpoena Poem by Ace Of Black Hearts

'How the hell did you find me on facebook? '
'We have 0 mutual friends.'
Well...
I talked to a mutual sex partner.
See they should include that on all accounts too.
Boy, was she pissed when that condom broke don't you know...
She told me I should find you and kick your ass for getting her pregnant.
And I told her just file for child support it would be a lot worse then any beating I could give you.
So she gave me a letter to give you.
You have just been served.

The Common Wealth Of Somewhere...

First Name: Last Name: Middle: Sex: SS#:
You are hereby commanded in the name of the Commonwealth of somewhere,
to appear before the Probate and Family Court at doesn't even really matter in the County of some place you'll never make it to, on your birthday in the year in which you were born at a time when you shouldn't have from that which you will continue on for the rest of your short and miserable life in front all of the people who hate you and you will be heard and testify to incriminate yourself in the actions of buying a faulty wrapper by being to cheap.

Victim: Someone who wanted a child with benefits, and would do anything to get it. Included poking a rubber with a needle multiple times.

Defendant: The idiot who payed what he thought was a just a ordinary prostitute, for a good time. And now he is surely going to regret it.

Docket number first of this kind and you are further required to bring with you all your possessions and forfeit them before you enter the building. Because you already lost and this all is really for show. Failure to not show at the appropriate date and time, will lead to your imprisonment for all eternity. We will hunt for you. We will torture you. There is no escaping it. So don't even try.

P.S. The only way to get out of it is either to kill her or yourself. Oh and here is where to get a very awesome knife 'www.somegnarlywebsite.somereallyshortdomain'