Number 13 Poem by His Homeynence Sir Peckerwood Ali III

His Homeynence is pleased to be noticed by such a talent as yourself Mr. Nehrlich. Tell me is it sheep you prefer over all? His Homeynence thinks sheep are good for producing wool but unfortunately inclined to have same pulled over their eyes. peck P.S. you do have talent...use it appropriately...Peace out

There once was a gaggle of geese they would stand up and flash their stained teeth but their stark halitosis and genetic phimosis was a hindrance to sought- after peace. They were hardly what one would call clever though they tried to backstab and to sever their opponents' brave heart but one needs to be smart to succeed in this world, they would never have the wits or the guts to be winners it is one thing that is not for sinners couldn't spell their own name and were looked on with shame as they'd lost the whole war 'gainst the grinners. You might ask how a gaggle of geese would behave like some rats seeking cheese well the answer my friend it is blown in the wind like the legend of oldentimes fleece. Well, what does your Homeynence think of my animal poem? It was the great Poet Chris who stated that he much prefers animals over people. I am inclined to agree with him. Best wishes H