His Homeynence Sir Peckerwood Ali III

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The boys’ down-under
Rock, roll and thunder
From dawn to dusk fall
No crevice too small
...

Get down
Poetry hound
You be my clown
Struck down
...

Ingrained, broken glass
scattered on every surface
my childhood playground
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Don't bait
Don't hate
Don't denigrate
...

All parties need to grow up
Before you make me throw up
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gotta big johnson
gotta big johnson

here in my pants
...

7.

Later
Gators
smokin freighter
caters
...

His Homeynence
Do commence
To ride the fence
Of innocence
...

white boys don't...never
Get it—they still be thinkin
they the better race
...

Good night sweet Allan
Champion of mythic wars
King of tragic bores
Dolt in A minor
...

Iz you a queer?
I'd bet a beer
You'd poke the sphere
Of a full grown steer
...

Quiet on the home front
Parties at war exhausted
Their pens dripping venom
Of Scoundrel
...

However you like
Whomever you choose
...

Hippy Dippy Do
The rat ate lunch without you
Bad Tipper you are
...

His Homeynence observes (with great delight)
the peace negotiations between the warring parties:

He empirically believes
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Ambivalence
Smarty-pants
Walk the fence
Watch the ants
...

Peck
err
head
wish
...

His Homeynence is a liar
He does not desire
Right now to retire
On orders from higher
...

Submit a new poem
The link said to me
So I sat down to write
To be, see or plea
...

His Homeynence
Allows no day
Frittered away
Without…To say
...

His Homeynence Sir Peckerwood Ali III Biography

His Homeynence is a fleeting creature of habit and when the mood strikes him he will open his bumbleshoot and fly off on the tradewinds destined for eternity in the Land of Oz as Mayor of Munchkin Land He be layin down the rhyme...from time to time. Adjustin the flow...while on the go. keepin it real...for they who feel. May the hope and grace, the power and wisdom, the faith and perserverance, the mercy and goodness of the one God be with each and everyone of you)

The Best Poem Of His Homeynence Sir Peckerwood Ali III

On Nerdlickers And Saywipes

The boys’ down-under
Rock, roll and thunder
From dawn to dusk fall
No crevice too small

There lies a breed of man
Down-under
Strapping boys extolling
Thunder
As ways and means to cover
Blunders
Ignored, decried and torn
Asunder

On knees of glass they kiss
Bemused
Each others bums although
Confused
Which orifice need be
Abused
To satisfy and stand
Amused

The Nerdlicker is prime
Example
Of one who knowingly
Will sample
Posterior vast and
Fairly ample
With his full lips, butt hairs
He’ll trample

Saywipe my bony buns
Oh Pastor
I’ll play the schoolboy, you
Headmaster
Caress my cheeks and stroke
Them faster
No joy denied, no way
Disaster

The boys’ down-under
Rock, roll and thunder
From dawn to dusk fall
No crevice too small

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