Not My Ex Poem by Randy McClave

Don't call me your ex
Just because we once had sex,
And because you did me wrong
Don't let them believe once with you I did belong.
None of your clothes are at my house
And never not once did I asked you to be my spouse,
None of your cosmetics are here neither
And none of your jewelry are here either.
Never did I asked you to be my girlfriend
Flowers to you never once did I send,
Of course I took you out to eat
Remember, that is how we did meet.
You don't know the day that I was born
Or that my favorite vegetable is corn,
And when I vote I vote democrat
And I don't know or care where your voting at.
There is no pictures of you and me
We are strangers to each other all can see,
And we don't share the same names or contacts
Those indeed are the facts.
You smoke and you drink and I don't
You curse and you go to bars and I won't,
And you have tattoos which I don't know
Nothing to me do you owe.
Your family and friends don't know anything about me
Because, us together they never did see,
We were just shadows in the night
But, now it is light.
We have no child together
I'm not the father and you're not the mother,
There is no evidence of you being my ex which is true
So, I don't know you.

Randy L. McClave