I Am A Dude Poem by Randy McClave

I am a dude
She said that she's one as well,
I said that pretty rude
Because you're not a male.
A dude must be a man
It always has been and always will,
Even if you try the best you can
A dude is not an Angel, but a Phil.
A dude is a fellow or a chap
Who gets duded up just to go out,
Who is always prepared for a scrap
A dude is a male. without a doubt.
She said a dude is general neutral
Which either sexes can be,
I said a dude is not ever a poodle
Then she again said, "A dude is she".
I am dude because of my penis
And because of my mustache and my beard,
I am a dude because of my genus,
A dude to all is how man has always appeared.
A dude is a man I had shouted
Then I began arguing and being very lewd,
Then she stopped and pouted
I then smiled and said, "I am a dude"!

Randy L. McClave