Hooked On The Lottery Poem by Audrey Heller

I've got to admit, I'm hooked on the
lottery, it's impossible, not to play!
My goal is to win very big, so I can
retire in a spectacular way! I've tried
to give it up, many times, each time
realizing, it would be a crime. What
if by chance, I didn't play and the
numbers that came in, were mine?
It would be a total disaster, after I
had played, all these years. Instantly
I'd be a basket case, I'd shed a
million tears. Whether you win, or
whether you lose, it's the name of
the game, as it doesn't matter how
many tickets you buy, the odds, are
still the same. Luck, has a lot to do
with it, if you have it, you're more apt
to win. On the other hand, if you're not,
you'll keep losing, much to your chagrin!