Globalization Poem by Hardik Vaidya

What if we outsource the election procedure?
We want no rules broken, all as per the democratic legislature.
All equipment needs to be designed and made in Germany,
All the software needs to be back ended from the States,
Monitoring of the process and declaration of results to be done by the UK,
And policing to the done by China,
Globalization can help our Democracy,
We too can lend a gesture to Americans and help Barack,
Get a few temporary jobs created every 5 years from Maine to Florida,
Give the Chinese a feel that they are in Heaven,
To stay clear off our mess, lest they too get the infection.
The Germans won't mind a bit at all,
The whole country runs on their platforms,
And the Brits? They old chaps are our bum chums,
It's them who gave us this daughty daughty dot system.