Gaston And Pierre Poem by Justin Gildow

Gaston and Pierre are partners in crime
One's tall, one's short
One's a nutcase, one's a dimwit
Yet, they're bound together
As they only have each other
And no one else

No matter how much they try to succeed
They always fail it seems
And Gaston takes out his frustrations
on Pierre
While Pierre irritates the life out of
Gaston

Gaston and Pierre are crooks
And they want to strike it rich
Yet, sadly
They're either stuck in this town
Or they're stuck at the airport

Gaston and Pierre bumble along
Maybe they'll crash the Empress's
toga party
While driving the Empress insane

With the 2 of them
Anything's possible

Farewell, Gaston and Pierre
As you both continue on your way
Don't ask me anything
Or how to help
I have no answer
And I have no clues