Chuck Audette

Rookie - 6 Points (Poetry Hell, Vermont)

Free Cat - Poem by Chuck Audette

a loud crash
shocks me from sleep
that damn cat
knocked my stuff in a heap

what to throw
for a lesson to teach
anger just grows
cause my pillow won't reach

with a taunting me-ow
it exits the scene
but alas, no return
to my x-rated dream

I stare at the ceiling
aware of a loss -
my comfy pillow
which I had to toss

so that cold, cold floor
I eye with a glare
and who do you think's
on my pillow, out there?

free cat, anyone? please?

Comments about Free Cat by Chuck Audette

  • Gold Star - 6,607 Points Kewayne Wadley (10/11/2015 1:44:00 PM)

    Nicee! lol
    Great poem! (Report) Reply

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  • Gold Star - 28,812 Points Kim Barney (10/11/2015 1:18:00 PM)

    Yes, please ship that free cat to me, along with a bottle of CATsup, and please read my poem 'Cats (in the style of Edgar Allan Poe) '.
    Thanks for sharing.
    Also please include your CATalog in case you have anything else free. (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 15,074 Points Pamela Sinicrope (10/11/2015 10:22:00 AM)

    Fun poem! I Hilarious! (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 46,883 Points Edward Kofi Louis (10/11/2015 8:27:00 AM)

    To my x-rated dream; with the muse of life. Nice work. (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 12,105 Points Anil Kumar Panda (10/11/2015 4:55:00 AM)

    Loved the touch of humour in it. Nice. (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 11,382 Points Seema Jayaraman (10/11/2015 2:28:00 AM)

    light humor.. very funny.. enjoyed (Report) Reply

  • Gold Star - 21,100 Points .., Rahman .., Henry (10/11/2015 1:03:00 AM)

    Very funny, yet spontaneous; witty. It's a lovely poem. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 184 Points Karen Sinclair (7/12/2012 3:42:00 PM)

    Hahahahaha! fabuloso......i adore your sharp wit.....wonderful....and you can keep the cat, he sounds a bit off to check our hairdressers revenge, i think its so glad i visited your writes, cheering me up no end (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Elizabeth T. (1/14/2008 5:15:00 PM)

    Very funny- and written with great fluency! Nice job
    Thank you for the kind comment (Report) Reply

  • Silver Star - 3,389 Points Adeline Foster (11/7/2007 6:28:00 PM)

    Well Hello Chuck:
    Exactly, just what I mean. Loved it. Wonderful humor, ignore the fellow who implies editing, it’s exactly right as is. Thanks for bringing it to my attention and I shall read more. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Barry Van Allen (4/18/2007 3:41:00 PM)

    Oh! , just get over it !
    That's just what it's like to be owned by one of them.

    B.V.A. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 22 Points Scarlett Treat (3/6/2007 1:44:00 PM)

    They do do things like this, and they are so darned SMUG about it, sitting and smirking at you because they KNOW they have won! (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 35 Points Robert Howard (2/12/2007 3:00:00 PM)

    This is hilarious Charles! I feel your pain about cats. One night my wife and I were awakened at 3: 00 am by the blare of the TV set. One of our cats had stepped on the power button on the remote. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 35 Points Robert Howard (2/12/2007 2:59:00 PM)

    One night my wife and I were awakened at 3: 00 am by the blare of the TV set. Our cat had stepped on the power button. (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Careful with that dogma, my karma might hit it . (11/8/2006 4:43:00 AM)

    You gave me a big smile. My cat drives me mad, she's sixteen and plays the old lady very well!
    Ez (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 2 Points Brian Dorn (5/11/2006 3:12:00 PM)

    Charles, sounds like a Garfield comic strip... except for the dream sequence of course! Funny stuff! !
    Brian (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Duncan Wyllie (3/27/2006 3:11:00 PM)

    Very funny and well worth the read.Love Duncan (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Esther Leclerc (3/6/2006 2:32:00 PM)

    LOL over and over again, and commiserations - - been there, threw that! Keep an extra pillow handy now, do you? Or maybe the cat has found a new owner to torment. Either way: sweet (or otherwise) dreams to you! ! ! (Report) Reply

  • Rookie - 6 Points Chuck Audette (1/24/2006 10:37:00 AM)

    Good catch, Michael! Thanks! -chuck (Report) Reply

  • Rookie Michael Philips (1/23/2006 5:17:00 PM)

    Another funny one. (I think there's a 'you' missing in the 3rd to last line) . (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Friday, August 19, 2005

Poem Edited: Tuesday, January 15, 2008

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