Enjoy The Smut Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

The only dirt on me you claim to have discovered,
Is the dirt I left behind easily to find.
Trust me...
There is nothing you have found,
With a belief you can smear my reputation...
I have not already calculated,
For noses like yours to quickly sniff...
With no embarrassment to me at all.
You have no idea how long I've been waiting,
To get limited minds like yours to critique my efforts.
Enjoy the smut!
I left it available just for you.