Ditch Kits Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

One successful way,
To climb out of a ditch...
Is to first be aware,
Where it begins...
Without an end to it.

And one with a kept consciousness,
Will not allow to be intrigued...
To credit to debit a furthering,
Of a deeper ditch to seek.

The best alternative always there,
To never leave...
Is the using of one's mind.
Picked from being teased and deceived.
With acknowledging digging of a deeper ditch,
Only benefits those producing these kits.
Profitting to pocket more bucks to get,
From those known willing to sell their souls.
Just to impress they can dig themselves,
Even deeper in holes with ditch kits to them sold.
With a meeting of approval received.

One successful way,
To climb out of a ditch...
Is to first be aware,
Where it begins...
Without an end to it.
And getting out.
Before a habit that starts,
Becomes difficult to quit.

'Get your ditch kit.
Easy credit to debit your ditch kit.
We accept all souls to exchange like gold.
No questions will we ask,
Just perform the doing of the task.
Get your ditch kit.
Don't worry about your credit to be debited,
Quick.
Get your ditch kit.'